
Branston pickle is widely available in the UK, but can be expensive / difficult / impossible to obtain in other parts of the world. But all is not lost - it's really easy to make your own, and it will last a long time in jars in the fridge. Or even not in the fridge - it's a pickle, full of preservatives like vinegar and sugar!

Check for seasoning, and continue to simmer without the lid until you reach a gooey kind of consistency.
The pickle is ready to eat as soon as it is cool, but will improve with age and will keep indefinitely in sealed jars.
1 turnip/swede/rutabaga
2 medium onions
3 carrots
2 celery sticks
1 large courgette (zucchini)
2 tart apples
3 cloves garlic
150 grams dark muscovado sugar
100 grams pitted dates
180 ml malt vinegar
½ tsp ground clove
½ tsp ground nutmeg
½ tsp red chilli flake
1 tsp sweet paprika